Jack yourself into Shape! Shake Weights on Groupon

So, Groupon has a monumental deal of selling shake weights (you know those seemingly innapropriate exercise weights) for only $12.  You can purchase one HERE.

This entry is calling for more awkward sexual innuendos than I think I can handle.  I don’t even need to write the jokes. Groupon did it for me.  It describes the shake weight as:

User-powered weight fires like piston, using kinetic energy to cause quick bursts of muscle contraction for short, high-intensity workouts (that’s what she said*)

*That’s what she said joke may or may not have been added to the description by hahabuda

totally normal workout…

You have one week left to buy it, so jump on it.  You don’t want  to come too late only to see that the offer has ended prematurely.  Sigh… Also, HI MOM!

After the jump, a funny parody of shake weights that has popped up recently.

There’s also an SNL one, but it’s not available on youtube…

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