I reported last week about Disney’s new policy that allows staff members to sport beards in an awkwardly titled post that mentions beard lube. Well yesterday, I went to Disneyland with my family (and took my 4 year old cousin for the first time!!!) and I was so excited that I was finally going to see all these epic beards.
NOT ONE Staff Member had a beard. After looking all over the place, My brother finally asked someone. We found out that to be allowed to have a beard you need to take a week off of work and get permission in advance. No Scruff allowed, I guess. Aw, Disney, way to discriminate against my favorite facial hair through a loophole (beards are people too)
As a side note, have you ever seen anyone between the age of 15-25 in Buzz Lightyear’s Astro Blasters WITHOUT that intense look of wanting to space blast the opponent?