Bad Gift Ideas for Valentine’s Day brought to you by the 99 cents store

And the winner for the best Valentine’s Day ad goes to the 99 cents store for this gem (also when was the last time you heard the word valentine’s day and colon cleanse used in the same sentence?)

Good Gift:  Chocolate Rose

Bad Gift:  Colon Cleanse

Good Gift:  Love Cuffs (haha’s side note: THEY SELL THESE THERE?)

Bad Gift: Bath Tissue

Good Gift: Whipped Cream

Bad Gift:  Prune Juice

Good Gift:  Condoms

Bad Gift: Condoms

Good Gift: European Chocolates

Bad Gift:  Pounds Lost

Good Gift: Valentine Plush

Bad Gift: Certs

Good Gift: Photo Frame

Bad Gift: Douche

Good Gift:  Live flowering plants

Bad Gift:  Hair Removal Kit

Good Gift:  Boxed Jewelry

Bad Gift: Broom or Mop

Good Gift: Intimate Apparel

Bad Gift: Deoderant

Good Gift:  Fragrances

Bad Gift: Urine Away!

Good Gift:  Silky feather rose

Bad Gift:  Bladder Pads

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