I’m just gonna let this story speak for itself… -HAHA
Police in Ankeny, just outside Des Moines, received a call from a confused and concerned citizen that they had spotted a zebra and a macaw in a parked car outside of a bar. When the officers arrived on the scene, the car was being driven away by its owner, 55-year-old Jerald Reiter.
When pulled over, Reiter described that the zebra and macaw were his pets, and that they frequently enjoyed outings. Reiter didn’t plan on leaving his pets inside the truck, but that previously, the owners allowed him to bring the zebra and the bird into the bar. Plans changed, however when the owner would not let the animals in because they were serving food that evening.
He was arrested for drunk driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.148, almost twice the legal limit.
And to think, I can’t even get a pet monkey…