I think online dating is getting weirder by the minute. Just take Purrsonals (facepalm for worst dating related pun I’ve ever seen) – an online dating site for cat lovers. Or Singles with food allergies – because when I look for a lover, I need them to have the same aversion to peanuts, shellfish and gluten as me. We have even reached the point where chimpazees have turned to online dating to find their mates.
Plenty of Mitch – a webseries on online dating written and directed by a friend of mine – has finally launched episode 2! There’s no furries, food allergies or chimps in this episode… but it may have something that you have experienced… SLUMPBUSTERS. Don’t know what that is… well watch away.
I live in California, and I seriously have not met one person who likes Santorum. Even my conservative friends say they would never vote for him. I started to believe that the media invented the whole Santorum Surge (and perhaps even Santorum) to add some spice into this bland as dirt robot election.
It would be like Wag the Dog, but the racist, homophobic, sexist edition.
So, needless to say, I’m surprised that Santorum is a real, sweater vested, rape can make lemonade saying, Human being. And there are actually people who like him? Is this for real?
Nice job, parents. Indoctrinate your kids. U-S-A. U-S-A. Can California just secede yet?
Some of the lyrics for those of you who are lazy:
We’ve got a Man who Understands that God Gave the Bill of Rights
Oh, there is Hope for our Nation again
Maybe the First time Since we Had Ronald Reagan
There will be Justice for the Unborn
Factories back on our Shores
Where the Constitution rules our land
Yes, I Believe… Rick Santorum is our Man!