About six months ago, I created a blog, defective phobias, for the sole purpose of me facing my irrational fears like chickens, mayo and camping. Well it turns out I have an irrational phobia of facing irrational phobias. So this project kind of fell to the wayside (I do plan on bringing it back though).
One of my first posts, was on my INTENSE fear of chickens. You can read my explanation of my alektorophobia that HERE. That’s why I was absolutely disgusted when my friend Topheycakes (may or may not be his actual name) sent me this video:
A chicken band! Chickens dancing! Close-ups on chicken feet! This is my nightmare… but it’s a nightmare I can’t turn away from.
Leningrad (band) music video Gelendzhik (2004).
Created by Andrey Zakirzyanov
P.S. turn on closed captioning to see the lyrics in English
So within the next week, I will be facing my first fear! ON FILM! Well, not film, as we have access to a digital camera. Anyhoo, the maniacal minds belonging to my (so-called) friends have decided that I will face my fear by lying in a chicken coop on a farm while evil people cover me with chicken feed and let the little buggers feast! Oh, snap!THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME (and by awesome, I mean absolutely horrendous/terrible/awful).